cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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zizino:

When u fuck and then she say I love you

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tltty:

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

porkrub:

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

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usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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qrieves:

"you are what you eat"

me:

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snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after blogging

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Mom: “Why are you awake?

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"I just wish your grandfather were here to see this."